#9 - THEY THE PEOPLE

Molly Chillafoot walked into the conference room of The People Head Quarters. Actually it was one of five circular conference rooms, the one in the middle, which also happened to be the biggest.

Molly wore a bright yellow t-shirt under a leather jacket that appeared to have been made by a designer who ran out of material and called it fashion. She wore tight blue jeans and black boots with a tall pointy heal. She had red hair with bangs. She also wore enough makeup to paint an entire house and lipstick that matched her hair color and re-shaped her surgically plump lips, something that gave others the impression of an eternal sourpuss. And the observation didn't change much when she spoke.

Her assistant thought she was hot, the main reason she promoted him.

Barely able to open her mouth, Molly began, "Everyone stand as we begin the meeting." Without requiring the raising of hands or any other ceremonial action, Molly continued with their creed. "We The People of the United States and all countries around the world, do solemnly swear to rule the world."

Everyone sat accept her assistant, Willy Baskins. "On the agenda, we need to kill Ariel Berkspah so that we can continue our cleansing the United States of successful small business owners, starting with the women. We will then kill Bob and Kathleen for getting in our way."

"Well said." replied Molly, "Now have a seat Willy. Everyone listen up. That boob of a senator, Riker, is giving me control of the operation and we must use this to our advantage. I intend to position our cutest agents with every CIA agent. They will turn on the charms and make them loyal to The People before they know what happened."

One of The People, Bill is his name, questioned, "Excuse me but what if they're a female agent?"

As if the answer was obvious, Molly replied, "Then we place our cutest MALE agents with them."

Bill put his head down, "Oh, sorry, just checking. I've just never found men to be very cute."

Hal grinned, "I think they are."

Molly shouted, "Enough! Now pay attention!" The room quieted, immediately. Once more in control, calmly, Molly continued, "So, we will match our most attractive agents with theirs and work in tandem with them. We all know our plan and will let them know everything BUT . . . the fact that we're going to brainwash them into being agents of The People. Understood?"

In one voice, all thirty generals responded, "Yes, Supreme Leader."

"Excellent." With a devilish grin, all be it a tiny one, Molly added, "Our meeting is at an end and it is time, once again, to continue to do what we do best and take over the world."

MORE TO COME .......

NOTE: AGAIN, THIS IS MAKE BELIEVE. NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS REAL. NOT THE PEOPLE, NOT THE EVENTS, NOT THE PLACES. EVERYTHING IS FICTITIOUS. Thank you and goodnight.